Ah, to have the world-view of a Sophomore

Such naivetÚ, such trust in government sources. How nice it must be to be young. Trinity Sophomore Gregory Morrison writes:

As the military wins land, production of cocoa decreases. As production decreases, so does the revenue for the terrorists. As their revenue decreases, so does their violence. As violence decreases, the military wins more control of rebel-held areas. With our help ( at least, the help of all of us who pay taxes ), Uribe has broken a cycle of terror, violence and misery.
To the surprise of many, Colombia is becoming a better place.

No wonder I’m having such a hard time finding Colombian cocoa in the stores.